WoT: Songs I’ve Heard Enough for Life
This thing. Now, you might be saying to yourself, this is a classic! You’re thinking too much! It’s just a good time song about partying! What? My DVR is full of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives reruns?
Seriously though, this thing. First of all, have you ever heard a studio version of this song? I never have until I found that YouTube clip. On classic rock radio, it’s always the same damn live version where the guitar cuts out during the chorus and you can hear every drunk factory worker in Fargo singing along. And it’s punctuated with Gene Simmons (or someone else, I have no idea) chiming in with “WHAT?” or “I CAN’T HEAR YA!”
Secondly, the song has no actual ending. They just get bored of repeating the same riff for two and a half minutes and just play a little arpeggio (?) and voila. Over. It is the longest sub three minute song in history. Also, it’s a ripoff of Cum on Feel the Noize by Quiet Riot. “You say you wanna go for a spin,” is sung virtually the same as “so you think I got an evil mind” or any of the other lines that start with “so.” Even right now I cant separate the songs from each other in my head.
Thirdly, the song has literally like 30 different words in it. Repeated. Over and over. YOU KEEP ON SHOUTIN YOU KEEP ON SHOUTIN!! ROCKANDROLLALLNIGHTANDPARTYEVERYDAYROCKANDROLLALLNIGHTANDPARTYEVERYDAYROCKANDROLLALLNIGHTANDPARTYEVERYDAYROCKANDROLLALLNIGHTANDPARTYEVERYDAYROCKANDROLLALLNIGHTANDPARTYEVERYDAYROCKANDROLLALLNIGHTANDPARTYEVERYDAY
Kiss sucks. Wait…
Yeah they still suck. But I like Beth regardless.